untwins, but sort of not

two awesome stories

2005-11-16T14:13:00.000-05:00

1. mom called me to say she was driving by my building. i looked out the window and spotted her car. she rolled down the window and waved. i could see her little hand from 17 stories up.

2. i ate a bell pepper at lunch today. the whole thing. and i thought of you as i ate it.

p.s. capitalization is for wimps

a message to the people of the world....

2005-11-16T14:11:00.000-05:00

i am not impressed that you can back your car into a parking space.

in fact, i find it annoying.

that is all.

'katie would have had a hard time deciding'

2005-11-01T09:46:00.000-05:00

that just sums you up so well. on the radio, one of the morning people was talking about how he gave out flashlights instead of candy (for halloween) and how the kids loved them and how they were a big hit. and then one of the other guys decided to do a test, giving kids a choice. i commented that i am pretty sure i would have taken the candy and mom says 'katie would have had a hard time deciding' i cracked up and said that just sums her up so well.

ad, vm, et al

2005-10-13T11:50:00.000-05:00

i am going to get spoiled by this whole tv on dvd thing. no commercials, as many episodes as you can handle in a sitting, it is too much!

i watched 5 vms last night. i was up until 1 am. the last one i saw was when she goes to prison to see the non-killer. he totally freaked me out and i couldn't get to sleep.

i could probably watch the whole season in one sitting if i had enough time. that cannot be healthy.

but i love it!

new resting attire

2005-10-06T10:26:00.000-05:00

so, like - mom's birthday.

she needs a new robe because the current one is
1 - old
2 - ripped
3 - hunter green

i would like to emphasis that the main reason for the new robe should be because the old one is HUNTER GREEN.

i need to vent

2005-10-05T12:28:00.000-05:00

let me just start out by saying that i like oprah. we tivo it and i check it out every day.

ok, yesterday she had a show about all the children (mainly little girls) who have been abducted and killed by repeat sex offenders. i agree that this is a national problem that should be addressed immediately.

but i have a question for oprah....

if this is something that you feel so strongly about and 'needs to be fixed TODAY' like you mentioned several times, why was this not your season premiere? so far this season you have had jennifer aniston, kelly clarkson, julianne moore, and faith hill on, just to name a few. i just wonder, how many kids were abused while you had anthony hopkins reading from the phone book or during the 20 minute segment on how you picked out your new puppies?

like i said, i like oprah, but she seriously annoyed me yesterday. don't act all noble and righteous about this problem if in your mind it comes after all of your celebrity friends.

just needed to vent.

so, like. . .

2005-10-03T12:29:00.000-05:00

the question of the day is:

should we see serenity before or after we view firefly? i have requested it for x-mas.

this is just the best blog EVER!!!!

2005-09-30T15:28:00.000-05:00

i mean, we update so much....

and when we do it is so witty and clever and thought provoking....

it truly is incredible that we are able to maintain this level of greatness.

to the blog world--i am crazy and i am trying to work it out. that is where i have been for so long. i hope to be better with the updating and such

it is all about the 'f'

2005-09-26T12:40:00.000-05:00

i freakin' love the new franz ferdinand song

so, i totally need something to do

2005-09-14T14:39:00.000-05:00

you wanted to know what else the brother was in? he was in 'that 80's show'. . . click it!

thinking. . .

2005-08-31T12:41:00.000-05:00

you should take a dramamine - that'll fix you right up. dramamine: cures all that ails you.

i am such a tard - i have 2 get a free song on itunes things and i totally bought a song without using either of them.

because that is the special kind of asshole i am. . .

2005-08-30T13:15:00.000-05:00

and i am extremely bored. . .

david lipper was in that movie and wentworth miller was the devil

however, the are extremely similar looking.

so...dizzy...

2005-08-30T10:36:00.000-05:00

uber...dizzy....

dude

2005-08-29T15:31:00.000-05:00

august 27th is kicking my ass

p.s. who was the hug from?

charlie,

2005-08-29T10:10:00.000-05:00

i got a hug today that made the holyfields seem like mom.

omg

2005-08-26T14:08:00.000-05:00

sersly people......

'the kind that don't live here'

2005-08-26T07:12:00.000-05:00

mom says: 'did you remember that?'

no mom - i just pulled it out of my ass and it just happened to be the very next line in the movie.

mom so rocks

isn't it friday yet?

2005-08-25T14:28:00.000-05:00

i so wanna flag our site - did you see that, in the upper right hand corner?

dear katie,

2005-08-24T12:45:00.000-05:00

please stop buying yogurt.
it
tastes
like
puke!

love,
your tastebuds

hey!

2005-08-24T09:23:00.000-05:00

thanks for answering my question

and stuff

thank you note update

2005-08-24T09:16:00.000-05:00

no, still not done.

i hate them

p.s. i know you are totally jealous of my profile, so don't even front

sersly

2005-08-23T15:32:00.000-05:00

katie
has
the
best
profile
ever!

the cutest thing ever

2005-08-23T09:08:00.000-05:00

omg....sersly

I am worth $1,471,900 on HumanForSale.com

2005-08-23T08:09:00.000-05:00

this can't be accurate....

more than anna and elizabeth?
i so don't think so, but it is on the internet, so it must be true!

'charlie, i can do anything that's everything, all on my own'

2005-08-22T08:02:00.000-05:00

what was it that i said i would buy if they put on dvd?

100 things i like

2005-08-17T12:31:00.000-05:00

i reserve the right to change any of these at any time
please ignore any and all spelling/grammar mistakes

1. waking up and realizing i can go back to sleep

2. impressionist art—‘from far away it’s ok, but up close it is a big ol’ mess’

3. my hair

4. pam anderson—i don’t really know why

5. making lists

6. realizing someone has the same guilty pleasure that i do

7. sudoku

8. a beautifully wrapped present

9. witty comedies

10. lava lamps

11. old trunks

12. my mother’s awesome chair hair

13. the word ‘totally’

14. iced tea mixed with lemonade

15. being given a task at work only to realize that it really goes to someone else (love to delegate)

16. hearts (the shape, not the organ)

17. dooce

18. starting a sentence in mid-thought and having my sister know what i mean

19. cornbread

20. the phrase ‘chicks rule’ (they totally do)

21. free stuff

22. recipes, even though i don’t really cook

23. really strange movies

24. listening to my friend john talk about history, or religion, or politics

25. office gossip

26. when my friend tammi cooks for me

27. finding the perfect card or present for someone

28. pulling the stem off of a cherry

29. that moment when everything suddenly becomes clear (like a light bulb moment or an ‘ah-ha’ moment)

30. when my mom calls me ‘sweet pea’

31. or when she says ‘oh honey’

32. the way my car runs right after i get the oil changed

33. tchotchke shops

34. crossing things off of a ‘to do’ list

35. barking like a dawg with 92,000 of my closest friends

36. turtles

37. math

38. the rain

39. tomato sandwiches

40. the theme song to craig fergueson’s talk show

41. irish and scottish accents

42. alone time

43. spinach quesadillas from mexicali

44. having someone say ‘thank you’ and really mean it

45. the way elizabeth and i talk to each other

46. the fact that the sweetest person i have ever known got married to a man whose last name is Sweet

47. writing a check knowing that there is enough money in my account to cover it

48. magnets

49. oversized things

50. undersized things

51. beagle puppies

52. watching football ALL DAY LONG

53. knowing how to order sushi

54. tallish guys with broad shoulders and nice ‘guns’

55. making a good shot on the tennis court

56. the word ‘balls’

57. spatulas

58. witty banter on gilmore girls

59. when ‘animal experts’ go on letterman and chaos ensues

60. typing in all lower case and using no punctuation

61. ‘the 10 spot’ on si.com

62. homestar runner

63. sharing my b-day with the following people:

dorothy hamill
helen mirren
jason robards
jeremy piven
kate beckinsale
kevin spacey
mick jagger
sandra bullock
stanley kubrick
my friend tammi

64. harry potter EVERYTHING

65. my friend becca’s laugh

66. stand up comedy

67. ranting about anything and everything

68. watching the news and realizing that history is happening right before your eyes

69. the fact that this number always makes me think of bill and ted

70. being told that I am my father’s daughter

71. small purses

72. penguins

73. being told i am a kid at heart

74. big fluffy couches, chairs, pillows, blankets, etc.

75. leaving the dentist office and knowing i don’t have to go back for 6 months

76. declaring things ‘real dumb’

77. pictures of matt leinart (mmmm....)

78. christmas tree ornaments

79. watching ‘west wing’ and learning something

80. the smell of coffee

81. polka dots

82. chili fries

83. smiley faces

84. my jeep liberty

85. knowing every word to a song or movie

86. my kick ass dvd collection

87. mandy moore

88. when people agree that jon stewart is freaking brilliant

89. good chick lit

90. office supplies

91. pulling the little tab thingy off of a pen top

92. hugs

93. anna’s burrito purse

94. actually getting elizabeth on the phone

95. crossword puzzles

96. organization

97. cheese

98. candlelight

99. making anna laugh

100. airports

well, do you remember. . .

2005-08-17T09:23:00.000-05:00

in ramona where she had 2 doors to get thru to get to her room and she would open, walk thru and close the first, pretend she was in the elevator and then open walk thru and close the second one? well, we have a 2 door situation here at work and i think about ramona every time i go thru it.

a question....

2005-08-17T09:08:00.000-05:00

is there a statute of limitations on thank you notes? my birthday was 3 weeks and 1 day ago and i still haven't written them. is it rude to send them now?

my reasons for not having done it are many:

crippling 10 day headache that required a trip to the dentist AND the doctor

major drama at work (i am so exhausted by it i cannot do anything at night)

prior and sudden commitments (cleaning gradmother's house, tennis lessons, tea with mom, grandmother b-day dinner, you get the idea)

general slothitude

my profound hatred for the damn things*

so i ask you, what do i do?

*ladies and gentlemen, i think we have found a winner!

hey,

2005-08-16T14:42:00.000-05:00

was ramona the only series we would read (besides the babysitter's club)?

constantly

2005-08-16T12:47:00.000-05:00

why do you think i drink

just can't deal

2005-08-16T12:44:00.000-05:00

have you ever thought to yourself 'i don't think i am going to make it today. this is it.....i am ready to go'

that is me for like, the last week

so, good times

deja vu

2005-08-12T11:21:00.000-05:00

we seem to be having a repeat of yesterday.

the other night my mom asked me 'how's the blog?' i answered 'dead in the water'

2005-08-11T11:28:00.000-05:00

my sister is not anywhere

almost one week

2005-08-11T08:55:00.000-05:00

poor neglected blog

(i just did a spell check and it didn't like 'blog' - that is wrong)

good god!

2005-08-05T06:48:00.000-05:00

my damn sister - for the past two years she has sent me an ecard for sister's day. how does she even remember when the heck it is? this is the same person who forgot to meet us at the movies last friday. and i get to work this morning and there it is "A Hallmark e-card from Katie"

damn hallmark!

btw, thanks for the card.

things katie is awesome at:

2005-08-04T06:18:00.000-05:00

1. getting fired up about stuff
2. not posting
3. falling asleep

uh, already wednesday

2005-08-03T15:13:00.000-05:00

thanks dude for the recommendations. we saw wedding crashers and it was pretty darn funny. i actually liked vince better in this one. anyway, i can't believe it is already wednesday and also, my sister never updates so i feel like i am doing this myself.

happy birthday grandmother! (not that she would ever read this).

hay! the sequel

2005-08-03T13:16:00.000-05:00

did you see what this

thief did!!!

she stole our picture and posted it on her blog!

plans

2005-07-29T08:20:00.000-05:00

katie - mom and i would like to see:
1. must love dogs
2. wedding crashers
3. penquin march
4. charlie and the chocolate factory (not me so much as mom)

plus, what kind of workout clothes? mom wants more ideas.

'who knows where thoughts come from. . .

2005-07-28T14:28:00.000-05:00

they just appear out of nowhere'

kit-kat just happened - i don't see any others calling/being called kit-kat!

banana

2005-07-28T13:23:00.000-05:00

so the kit-kat thing has nothing to do with the candy?

where does it come from?

do you not like banana?

you told the pie guy that is was 'such a stretch'
oh, and kit-kat is?

what's the deal?

love,
shaunsheese

to elizabeth:

2005-07-28T13:19:00.000-05:00

um, the post is called untwins, not untriplets.

you have your own blog to rant in, this is ours.

you want to contribute, leave it in the comment section, bitch!

dear ol' mom

2005-07-28T13:17:00.000-05:00

she is probably waiting for you to tell her anyway.

i keep going back and forth about who to tell about this venture. (did that sentence make sense?) i want people to read it, but if everyone i know is looking at it, i will start censoring myself, thus negating the point.

thinking. . .

2005-07-28T10:02:00.000-05:00

i told mom about the blog and she has yet to ask where it is, to read it or even mention it again

hay!

2005-07-27T08:03:00.000-05:00

did you see what your copy-kat of a friend did??? huh? did you? and she won't even comment here!!!

pics from kit-kat's b/day:

amanda decorated quite festivally

flowers (duh)

talk to the hand - amanda didn't so much want to be having her picture taken

huh?

2005-07-27T07:44:00.000-05:00

a puppy? where'd that come from? plus you really need to post a list before your birther, so as to better prepare your gift givers.

what was that hilarity mom said last night?

it's my b-day! all day long!

2005-07-26T15:17:00.000-05:00

acceptible presents:

a computer (apple, laptop)

a puppy (but i have no place to put it)

some new gym clothes (mine are all worn out)

movies (please consult your list)

various gift cards (starbucks, book stores, target)

world peace (just seeing if you are paying attention)

matt leinart (if you don't know who he is, you should--totally hot)

happy b-day to me!

2005-07-26T15:14:00.000-05:00

to banana,

i have no linking skills.

either wisteria or south city kitchen.

linkage

2005-07-26T09:54:00.000-05:00

dear kit-kat,
you sersly need to work on your link skills.

love, anna

happy birther!!!!

2005-07-26T07:38:00.000-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHER KIT-KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

birther dinner

2005-07-25T15:39:00.000-05:00

hey kit-kat, where we goin' tomorrow? you know - for you 30th?

p.s. my dyslexia is working overtime today

monday nonsense

2005-07-25T14:57:00.000-05:00

kit-kat: um, i am not 30 (in reference to something else)
me: are you sure? it says so on the internet
kit-kat: than it must be true
me: there you go

the counter

2005-07-22T09:56:00.000-05:00

it is fine i guess.
i am more concerned with the loser factor

hey

2005-07-22T08:48:00.000-05:00

do we want a counter thingie, plus - we need a description.

whatever

2005-07-22T08:45:00.000-05:00

you most certainly are not boring, i can think of exactly 8 people i know of that are hopelessly boring and you are nowhere near that list.

p.s. make me remember to get that picture of us

um...so...ok...my first blog entry

2005-07-22T08:20:00.000-05:00

i totally don't know what to say. i am at a loss as to why anyone would care what i have to say (or type, as it were). if there were a contest for the most boring human, i would definitely be a contender. of course, if i won that, i would be more interesting, thus negating the purpose of the contest.

anyway, things you should know about me:

1. i hate everyone. people in general just bug me. don't know why. they won't stop with the talking and general existing. they get in my way. it is nothing personal, just move!

2. there are very few things i feel strongly about, but when you mention one, look out! i tend to raise my voice (or capitalize, as it were) when i am excited. again, nothing personal, i just like to emphasize.

3. i don't like grammar. or proper spelling. sersly. i prefer to type like i talk, so get used to it.

4. harry potter rules. it's true and you know it.

done with this post, i am.

hey kit-kat. . .

2005-07-20T11:04:00.000-05:00

what doin'? this is so you.

hello & and thanks for stopping by

2005-07-19T15:26:00.000-05:00

i am anna and this is a blog.

i share it with my sister whom i call kit-kat (in the non-candy bar variety way).